Wilko Watch

Meet Roger Allan Wilkerson who goes by the moniker, Roger Wilko. Roger is a small-time, self-promoted celebrity actor wannabe in the Honolulu, Hawaii, and Los Angeles, California, areas, originally from Columbus, Ohio, a Taurus in his mid-40's at the time of writing this and the purveyor of an immense amount of bullshit about me polluting the web, specifically designed to impugn my character and my business reputation.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. My number one anti-fan, Roger Wilko, is an entire bag of mixed nuts for the price of one and, given the sheer amount of incredible and increasingly fantastic material this obsessed individual continues to publish about me online, it's come time to own this nut bag and let the contents of his character speak for themselves.

Roger filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau against my company alleging once again that I am somehow harassing him or contacting his customers (whoever those unfortunate people are). What follows is a BBB transcript of the events that he dragged yet another agency into riddled with more of his trademark ridiculous demands, twisted assumptions and paranoid accusations. I think what really clenched it was his demand to be reimbursed $5,000 for legal fees presumably spent fighting a $1,500 bill! Does it get any less rational that that, I ask you?