idiots & Assholes

To my surprise, I received a check today in the amount my associates and I won for my company in a judgment against a local slumlord we rented from for a brief time. I say surprised because this crooked old man never came through on anything he said and didn't do jack shit as a landlord. This coming Monday I fully expected to have to file to have liens and whatnot put on his assets. Of course, I received more than a check.

So I'm down a country back road on one of my evening runs when an SUV happens to pass me then slowly comes to a stop several yards up and backs up until the passenger and driver, two guys, can see me. They ask me if there's access down to a local river and I tell them probably not anymore as there's a residence built on the hill above it but that it won't hurt to double check. They thank me and then the driver asks, hey, haven't I seen you on tv somewhere? Maybe, I respond slowly, looking around for potential escape routes.

Meet Roger Allan Wilkerson who goes by the moniker, Roger Wilko. Roger is a small-time, self-promoted celebrity actor wannabe in the Honolulu, Hawaii, and Los Angeles, California, areas, originally from Columbus, Ohio, a Taurus in his mid-40's at the time of writing this and the purveyor of an immense amount of bullshit about me polluting the web, specifically designed to impugn my character and my business reputation.