I hate to sound like a global warming denialist but what the fuck already? A little local warming would be a nice start like, say, sometime this Spring. A week ago it was 80°F. Today it's closer to 30°F! To top it off, my lights start to flicker as the sky cracks. Thunder snow!? God must be really pissed!
Nothing follows a December Big Gulp like a 4 month Slushy!
